Jane Protip – Is it 1995?

To the 40-year-old lady sitting next to me at the DMV, with multiple toe rings, a studded and bedazzled belt and enough perfume to knock out a cheetah – stop. Your “short and dark in the back, long and blonde in the front” hair is enough. Everyone hates you.

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